Joke number 1.
Person 1: Have you heard of the movie Constipation?
Person 2: Can't say I have.
Person 1: That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Person 2: *sigh* I hate you.
Joke number 2.
While taking the interview, the Employer asked the candidate,
Employer: How long did you work during your last job?
Candidate: 30 years.
Employer: What's your age?
Candidate: 20 years.
The employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Candidate: Overtime.
Thank you for not laughing, but cringing at these HORRIBLE jokes!
