Jokes, Horrible Jokes.

Joke number 1.
 Person 1: Have you heard of the movie Constipation?
 Person 2: Can't say I have.
 Person 1: That's because it hasn't come out yet.
 Person 2: *sigh* I hate you.

Joke number 2.
 While taking the interview, the Employer asked the candidate,
 Employer: How long did you work during your last job?
 Candidate: 30 years.
 Employer: What's your age?
 Candidate: 20 years.
 The employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a  experience of 30 years.
 Candidate: Overtime.

Thank you for not laughing, but cringing at these HORRIBLE jokes!